Can You Guess Who Said This?
Think you know everything there is to know about cigars? Try your luck and match the correct saying to its author. We’ll reveal the correct answers in our next post. Good luck!
1. “Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.”
2. “Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.”
3. “[Tobacco] is the passion of honest men and he who lives without tobacco is not worthy of living.”
4. “If smoking is not allowed in heaven, I shall not go.”
5. “I just smoked a Cohiba the other day. It was great. You have to appreciate everything that cigar is.”
6. “I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled up tobacco leaves.”
7. “Ah, if only I had brought a cigar with me! This would have established my identity.”
8. “If I paid $10 for a cigar, first I’d make love to it, then I’d smoke it.”
9. “If you can’t send money, send tobacco.”
10. “Fresh air makes me throw up. I can’t handle it. I’d rather be around three Denobili cigars blowing in my face all night.”
11. “Gentlemen, you may smoke.”
12. “What this country needs is a good 5-cent cigar.”
13. “Only fine cigars are worth smoking and only men who smoke fine cigars are worth kissing.”
14. “A good Cuban cigar closes the door to the vulgarities of the world.”
15. “I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form.”
Authors:
Daisy Fuentes, Cuban/American Model
George Washington, 1st U.S. President
Thomas Marshall, 28th VP of the United States
Moliere (Jean Baptiste Poquelin), French Playwright/Actor
Franz Liszt, Composer/Pianist
Mark Twain, Author
Charles Dickens, English Novelist
Joan Collins, English Actress
Frank Sinatra, Singer/Actor
Groucho Marx, Comedian/Actor
Jack Handy, Humorist
Winston Churchill, British Prime Minister
Sigmund Freud, Psychoanalyst
George Burns, Comedian/Actor
King Edward VII of England
Sources: PuffingCigar.com, BrainyQuote.com, CigarGeeks.com
